5 questions come to my mind as I post this:
1. Am I being inappropriate for posting this?
2. Should I ask my wife about this before I officially post it?
3. How can I make this blog and commercial spiritual?
4. Where can I get a ringtone like that?
5. Does this make me less of a pastor?
I don't know.
If you have answers to any of my questions or if you have more questions- just leave a comment.
28 April, 2009
23 April, 2009
Colossians, Christ, and my Wordle
This week I have been soaking in Colossians and skimming through Romans. There are times when I read Scripture that I subconsciously skip over certain passages because for some reason or other I think it's not applicable (I know- it's dumb). But there are times when I can't stop reading a book. Enter Colossians this week. I don't know how to adequately describe it, but it's like my heart had been bound by chains of religion and when I began to meditate on Colossians my heart began to become free. All I know is that I fell more in love with Jesus when I read it. I am just curious- What was the last thing you read that made you fall more in love with Jesus?
I created what's called a "wordle" today. It's based on my experience in Colossians this week. Here it is:
You can easily create one too at wordle.net.
I created what's called a "wordle" today. It's based on my experience in Colossians this week. Here it is:
You can easily create one too at wordle.net.
21 April, 2009
yahooglemytubeface.com
Hello friends, family, and countrymen.
My name is Kyle Walker. On March 8, 2007, I set out to make a difference. A difference in my life. A difference in your life. A difference in the world's life. The results of my venture were astounding. The ripple effect went around the world and has now returned to me. Apparently, I only had two people who bought into my business venture. Do you realize what that means? It means that some of you were not paying attention. (If you do not know what I am talking about, look at the original message sent out on March 8, 2007 below).
So this is what happened: I didn't have buy in. I failed to create a sense of urgency regarding the product and I failed to shove my credibility in your face. So here it is: This is the best thing ever and I am the greatest business ventureman ever! I am yet pursuing another new business venture, seeing how my website "myfacetube.com" is now taken by someone named Pawky who talks funny. I recognize, however, that this is not necessarily bad- perhaps it's fate. Because myfacetube.com is only half the website that it should be. For those of you who don't know- myfacetube.com is the enjeanyus mixture of the highly successful myspace.com, facebook.com, and youtube.com. I have improved my venture- one upped myself, so to speak, and have concocted a new force:
yahooglemytubeface.com
This combination of 5 wildly popular websites will only engulf them in incredibility. I will blow all 5 of those websites out of the water by creating this mammoth of a website. Yahooglemytubeface.com is the panther of the cats of websites. It is the Toblerone of chocolate, and honey, and almond nougat candies. It is the wicker of back porch furniture. Imagine. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. Yahooglemytubeface.com is just better. It's the best. It just is. My only fear is that yahooglemytubeface.com may serve as a black hole, if you will, of websites. It could possibly be so great that it eventually puts itself out of business and destroys the internet altogether! Certainly there are kinks to be worked out.
My resolve has not changed. I am here to make a whole bunch of money. And also to change the world- one world at a time. And also I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.
If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.
Sincerely,
Kyle Walker
Businessman, Venturer, Inventor, Awesome
ORIGINAL VENTURE 2007
Hello friends, family, and countrymen.
My name is Kyle Walker. I am currently pursuing a new business venture. As I was sitting back thinking of all the different ways I can make money with my entrepenuer skills, I really began to think. There is this website called "Myspace.com" and then there is this website called "Youtube.com" and then there is this other website called "Facebook.com" (you should know this one because you are on it right this second). Well, both are very successful. But I am thinking about blowing the 3 of those websites out of the water by creating a bigger, better website. Bigger. Badder. Faster. Ballsier. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. More . . . better.
It is going to be called "Myfacetube.com."
My main goal is to just flat-out make a bunch of money, and put everyone else to shame. But secondly, I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.
If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.
Best Regards,
Kyle Walker
My name is Kyle Walker. On March 8, 2007, I set out to make a difference. A difference in my life. A difference in your life. A difference in the world's life. The results of my venture were astounding. The ripple effect went around the world and has now returned to me. Apparently, I only had two people who bought into my business venture. Do you realize what that means? It means that some of you were not paying attention. (If you do not know what I am talking about, look at the original message sent out on March 8, 2007 below).
So this is what happened: I didn't have buy in. I failed to create a sense of urgency regarding the product and I failed to shove my credibility in your face. So here it is: This is the best thing ever and I am the greatest business ventureman ever! I am yet pursuing another new business venture, seeing how my website "myfacetube.com" is now taken by someone named Pawky who talks funny. I recognize, however, that this is not necessarily bad- perhaps it's fate. Because myfacetube.com is only half the website that it should be. For those of you who don't know- myfacetube.com is the enjeanyus mixture of the highly successful myspace.com, facebook.com, and youtube.com. I have improved my venture- one upped myself, so to speak, and have concocted a new force:
yahooglemytubeface.com
This combination of 5 wildly popular websites will only engulf them in incredibility. I will blow all 5 of those websites out of the water by creating this mammoth of a website. Yahooglemytubeface.com is the panther of the cats of websites. It is the Toblerone of chocolate, and honey, and almond nougat candies. It is the wicker of back porch furniture. Imagine. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. Yahooglemytubeface.com is just better. It's the best. It just is. My only fear is that yahooglemytubeface.com may serve as a black hole, if you will, of websites. It could possibly be so great that it eventually puts itself out of business and destroys the internet altogether! Certainly there are kinks to be worked out.
My resolve has not changed. I am here to make a whole bunch of money. And also to change the world- one world at a time. And also I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.
If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.
Sincerely,
Kyle Walker
Businessman, Venturer, Inventor, Awesome
ORIGINAL VENTURE 2007
Hello friends, family, and countrymen.
My name is Kyle Walker. I am currently pursuing a new business venture. As I was sitting back thinking of all the different ways I can make money with my entrepenuer skills, I really began to think. There is this website called "Myspace.com" and then there is this website called "Youtube.com" and then there is this other website called "Facebook.com" (you should know this one because you are on it right this second). Well, both are very successful. But I am thinking about blowing the 3 of those websites out of the water by creating a bigger, better website. Bigger. Badder. Faster. Ballsier. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. More . . . better.
It is going to be called "Myfacetube.com."
My main goal is to just flat-out make a bunch of money, and put everyone else to shame. But secondly, I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.
If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.
Best Regards,
Kyle Walker
13 April, 2009
05 April, 2009
1 minute of Fame
I want to meet this guy. He had his opportunity at 1 minute of fame and he took it! Hey-O!!!
04 April, 2009
03 April, 2009
Funny or Sad?
I will not say whether or not I think this is funny. Some may say this is sad. Some may say it's funny. I refuse to say that I think this is hilarious.
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