21 April, 2009

yahooglemytubeface.com

Hello friends, family, and countrymen.

My name is Kyle Walker. On March 8, 2007, I set out to make a difference. A difference in my life. A difference in your life. A difference in the world's life. The results of my venture were astounding. The ripple effect went around the world and has now returned to me. Apparently, I only had two people who bought into my business venture. Do you realize what that means? It means that some of you were not paying attention. (If you do not know what I am talking about, look at the original message sent out on March 8, 2007 below).
So this is what happened: I didn't have buy in. I failed to create a sense of urgency regarding the product and I failed to shove my credibility in your face. So here it is: This is the best thing ever and I am the greatest business ventureman ever! I am yet pursuing another new business venture, seeing how my website "myfacetube.com" is now taken by someone named Pawky who talks funny. I recognize, however, that this is not necessarily bad- perhaps it's fate. Because myfacetube.com is only half the website that it should be. For those of you who don't know- myfacetube.com is the enjeanyus mixture of the highly successful myspace.com, facebook.com, and youtube.com. I have improved my venture- one upped myself, so to speak, and have concocted a new force:

yahooglemytubeface.com

This combination of 5 wildly popular websites will only engulf them in incredibility. I will blow all 5 of those websites out of the water by creating this mammoth of a website. Yahooglemytubeface.com is the panther of the cats of websites. It is the Toblerone of chocolate, and honey, and almond nougat candies. It is the wicker of back porch furniture. Imagine. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. Yahooglemytubeface.com is just better. It's the best. It just is. My only fear is that yahooglemytubeface.com may serve as a black hole, if you will, of websites. It could possibly be so great that it eventually puts itself out of business and destroys the internet altogether! Certainly there are kinks to be worked out.

My resolve has not changed. I am here to make a whole bunch of money. And also to change the world- one world at a time. And also I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.

If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.

Sincerely,
Kyle Walker
Businessman, Venturer, Inventor, Awesome


ORIGINAL VENTURE 2007
Hello friends, family, and countrymen.

My name is Kyle Walker. I am currently pursuing a new business venture. As I was sitting back thinking of all the different ways I can make money with my entrepenuer skills, I really began to think. There is this website called "Myspace.com" and then there is this website called "Youtube.com" and then there is this other website called "Facebook.com" (you should know this one because you are on it right this second). Well, both are very successful. But I am thinking about blowing the 3 of those websites out of the water by creating a bigger, better website. Bigger. Badder. Faster. Ballsier. More improved. More useabilitity. More cutting edge. More capabilities. More safe. More . . . better.

It is going to be called "Myfacetube.com."

My main goal is to just flat-out make a bunch of money, and put everyone else to shame. But secondly, I would like to help the world to be a better place. Will you join me? Not so much in the money part, but in making the world a better place.

If you will join me, just copy this message and sign your name at the bottom of the page and pass it on. If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people immediately, something very bad will happen to you in the next 3 days.

Best Regards,
Kyle Walker

2 comments:

  1. You don't look good trying to look serious. Not after what I just read! A smile with a twinkly eye would be much better!! Good luck!!

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  2. That is ha-larious...I mean that is an awesome business adventure.

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